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Season 6 Episode 1 Touch Me I’m Going to Scream Part 1 Quotes

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Victoria: You don’t like me do you?
Millicent: No.
Victoria: Because you feel like I’ve mistreated you.
Millicent: No, because you’re an evil b*tch.

Skills: She seems happy though, right? Like, satisfied?
Nathan: Dude, did you just ask if my Mom was satisfied?

Brooke: It is just NOT my friggin’ day.

Gus: How’d you know which one to pick?
Lucas: I guess I always knew.

Peyton: Peyton, I love you, let’s go get married, Lucas. Can a text message change your life?
Lucas: God, I hope so.

Gus: It’s the most important thing there is. Love. Finding the right person to spend your life with.
Lucas: I know I made the right choice.
Gus: That’s where it gets you. Thinking you had a choice. Love finds you, Son, you don’t find love. It’s got a little bit to do with destiny, fate, what’s written in the stars. Alot to do with the simple fact most women are smarter than we are. And whily. Your sorry but never had a chance. But if you want to believe you had a choice in the matter, I’d say you made a good one.
Lucas: Why is that?
Gus: Because she showed up and she sure is pretty.

Peyton: This is real isn’t it?
Lucas: Yeah
P: Tell me again
L: Yes, it’s real.
P: Good. I’m glad. And if it’s not, I don’t ever want to wake up from this.

Lucas: Look at you. You fly all night and you still look amazing.
Peyton: Oh God, no I don’t.
Lucas: Yeah, you do. You tired?
Peyton: No, I’ve never felt more awake.
Lucas: Me neither

Peyton: I think your @ss is going to look great in that mirror. Let’s find out.

Peyton: Responsible-I’ve-not-been-attacked-by-Psycho-Derek text message sent.
Lucas: Responsible-I-know-I’ve-been-dark-lately-but-everything’s-ok message sent.

Haley: What is with you and naked nannies in the pool?

Lucas: Wow. Heart-skips-a-beat-breathtaking material.

Lucas: Peyton Sawyer, I love you

Peyton: You’re a mess, you can’t just call a girl from the airport and ask her to marry you, but you’re MY mess Lucas Scott, and I love you.

L:Happy anniversary!
P:Go back out.
L:Why? Is the mail man here again?
P:No. He just put on his pants and jumped out the window, but he did leave you an anniversary gift and i haven’t wrapped it yet. Hey babe!
L:Hey wifey! These are for you.
P:Oh!!They’re beautiful! Thank you! How was your day?
L:Was good. It is good. Now i can’t believe it’s been a year.
P:Time flies when you get what you wish for.
L:Is it? Is it what you wished for,Peyton?
P: If i say it’s more than that are you going to tease me for being a dork? Cause it is.

Brooke: Our company? I believe it’s MY company because YOU were fired, and I do not recall inviting you in you botoxed vampiresse. (sp?)
Victoria: See this is what I’m talking about. You’re such a child, and a fairly stupid one at that. It doesn’t matter that you fired me I’m your legal partner, missy.
Brooke: It’s MY company, I’m the designer.
Victoria: No, it’s OUR company 50/50. At least it is for now.
Brooke: And what is that supposed to mean?
Victoria: Designers come and go, it’s the brand that matters, and I grow the brand and the board knows that and the can fire you.
Brooke: So what, you’re going to have a magazine called b.davis without B.DAVIS?!
Victoria: Paul Frank doesn’t work for Paul Frank, it happens all the time.
Brooke : Really?And what are you going to sell mother? Magic beans!?

(Peyton laughs)
Lucas:I love that laugh. I missed it.
Peyton:Yeah? Me too. (whatever she whispers) Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer Scott or Peyton Sawyer will be Peyton Scott…(i’m not entirely sure)
Lucas:What’re you whispering about wiley?
Peyton:Nothing.Everything.More than everything.

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17 Responses to “Season 6 Episode 1 Touch Me I’m Going to Scream Part 1 Quotes”

  1. melgel Says:


    OMG THIS IS WHY I LOVE THIS SHOW!

  2. Jenna Says:


    My God my heart was pounding!

  3. JaclyneJaye Says:


    so many great quotes in this episode.
    “goodbye scarecrow, im gonna miss you most of all” tear*

  4. Amy Says:


    Ya’ll, please, please, please add any quotes you liked.

  5. Carol Says:


    The best quote of the night was:
    Lucas: Wow, heart skips a beat, breathtaking material.

  6. Carol Says:


    Also just wanted to add, Gus told Lucas: most women are smarter than we are. And wily. Then in the car Lucas called Peyton wily. Awwwww…..

  7. LeytonTLA Says:


    “You’re a mess, you can’t just call a girl from the airport and ask her to marry you, but you’re MY mess Lucas Scott, and I love you.” -Peyton

    AHHHH too cute! The best part about this episode by far was Leyton…. LOVE IT!! :)

  8. Niisu Says:


    I loved that you´re a mess…

    And the ass comment lol Great!

  9. charlene aka (Cha Cha) Says:


    Hahaha I would love to see Lucas ass in that mirror lol…that would be awesome.. :D

  10. Jenna Says:


    Here is more dialog I would like to add to the list:’

    Peyton: “Can a text message change your life”.

    Lucas” “God I hope so”!

  11. Christine Says:


    Lucas: Well I made dinner reservations for tonight if you want…

    Peyton: Actually I was thinking maybe we could just stay in aaaand have a quiet dinner…kiss awhile…and there is a chance I could be rockin’ some slighty dirty girl lingerie underneath these jeans

    Lucas:[inhales sharply] I think I need to sit down

    ((hahaha!! loved that!!))

  12. lorelei Says:


    L:Happy aniversary!
    P:Go back out.
    L:Why? Is the mail man here again?
    P:No. He just put on his pants and jumped out the window, but he did leave you an aniversary gift and i haven’t wrapped it yet. Hey babe!
    L:Hey wify! These are for you.
    P:Oh!!They’re beautiful! Thank you! How was your day?
    L:Was good. It is good. Now i can’t believe it’s been a year.
    P:Time flies when you get what you wish for.
    L:Is it? Is it what you wished for,Peyton?
    P: If i say it’s more than that are you going to tease me for being a dork? ‘Cose it is.

  13. lorelei Says:


    sorry for any grammar or spelling mistakes english is not my first language

  14. leyton=true love (it was her dream. COME TRUE) Says:


    (Peyton laughs)
    Lucas:I love that laugh. I missed it.
    Peyton:Yeah? Me too. (whatever she whispers) Peyton Elizabeth Sawyer Scott or Peyton Sawyer will be Peyton Scott…(i’m not entirely sure)
    Lucas:What’re you whispering about wiley?
    Peyton:Nothing.Everything.More than everything.

  15. leyton=true love (it was her dream. COME TRUE) Says:


    Brooke: Our company? I believe it’s MY company because YOU were fired, and I do not recall inviting you in you botoxed vampiresse. (sp?)
    Victoria: See this is what I’m talking about. You’re such a child, and a fairly stupid one at that. It doesn’t matter that you fired me I’m your legal partner, missy.
    Brooke: It’s MY company, I’m the designer.
    Victoria: No, it’s OUR company 50/50. At least it is for now.
    Brooke: And what is that supposed to mean?
    Victoria: Designers come and go, it’s the brand that matters, and I grow the brand and the board knows that and the can fire you.
    Brooke: So what, you’re going to have a magazine called b.davis without B.DAVIS?!
    Victoria: Paul Frank doesn’t work for Paul Frank, it happens all the time.
    Brooke : Really?And what are you going to sell mother? Magic beans!?

    HAHAHA.
    good stuff.

  16. hollywoodgirl2005 Says:


    I do believe that in the car, Peyton whispers “Peyton Sawyer will be Peyton Scott” (Lucas’ prediction that Haley had shown her). I rewatched that part like 5 times to understand what she was saying and cuz they’re just too darn cute, lol. I still can’t understand what Lucas says in the chapel after Peyton says “I have an idea, do you trust me?” he says something and then “whatever you want.” I’ll just have to keep rewatching that episode, hehe :)

  17. tab hawkins Says:


    i just enjoy one tree hill but queiton dieing was an episode i was not expecting.

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