Episode 12 You Have to be Joking (Autopsy of the Devil’s Brain) Quotes
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Sam: I thought it was about time a guy spend the night here.
(On Sam’s friend Jack Daniels spending the night unannounced) Brooke: You expect me to believe that someone named after the white trash rock band drink of choice stayed in your room for the night and nothing happened?
Jack: A lot of girls would do it with me
Sam: “Yeah, and those girls are called prostitutes.
Jamie: Daddy…all you can do is your best, okay?
Julian: Ooo Breakfast Club, let me guess, you were the priss?
Brooke: That’d make you the stoner.
Julian: Sounds pretty good…if you remember, they end up together.
Combine player: Hey man whose shoes are those?
Nathan: Mine.
Combine player: I know that, I mean whose else are they? Ray Allen? KG?
Nathan: I heard what you said. And they’re mine.
(After Brooke shares that she was attacked in her store)
Sam: Brooke? I like talking to you.
Brooke: “Thanks Sam, I like talking to you too.”
Haley: You smell like alcohol.
Mouth: Really? Is it bad?
Haley: No…do you have any?
Julian narration: A little old man and I fell out, I’ll tell you what it was all about. He had money and I had none. And that’s the way the noise begun.
Nathan: Why are you doing this for me Q?
Quentin: This ain’t just your dream, man.
Nathan: Numbers are funny. They can measure you, time you, and analyze you all they want, but they all know what really matters is how you play the game. He thinks I’ve lost a step because of my accident so he’s gonna play me tight; I haven’t. Now he’ll back off because he doesn’t want to get beat off the dribble…just a half step…that’s a mistake. You ever hear the expression you can’t measure heart? Well the truth is they can’t measure any of it: heart, want, need. They think I can’t play point guard. But Q knew I could. You can’t measure a dream.
Haley: How funny was your son tonight?
Nathan: He was goofy like his mom.
Haley: I think he was brave like his dad. So what’s next with our comeback?
Nathan: So the next thing is that the phone is gonna ring, and the answer is going to be either a yes or a no.
Haley: It’s going to be a yes.
Nathan: I hope so, but if it’s not then it’s the end, and I’m okay with it.
Jamie narrating: A man of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. And when the weeds begin to grow it’s like a garden full of snow. And when the snow begins to fall, it’s like a bird upon the wall. And when the bird away does fly, it’s like an eagle in the sky. And when the sky begins to roar, it’s like a lion at the door. And when the door begins to crack, it’s like a stick across your back. And when your back begins to smart, it’s like a penknife in your heart. And when your heart begins to bleed, you’re dead, and dead, and dead indeed.
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November 25th, 2008 at 1:24 am
i love sam’s quotes especially, “yeah they are called prostitutes.” i love julian and brooke.
November 25th, 2008 at 1:47 am
I am loving Julian!! How long is he supposed to be on the show? If Brooke can’t be with Lucas, I would settle for Julian. He’s cute, and sweet.
November 25th, 2008 at 2:01 am
i thought that Julain’s narration was Q’s killer.
November 25th, 2008 at 2:12 am
you should of put the conversation with julian and sam over the phone. that was hilarious.
November 25th, 2008 at 2:35 am
lol you forgot the pervert quotes with brooke and julian!! they were the best part!
November 25th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Yeah the pervert quotes and Julian talking to sam were so funny lol…I love Julian I really hope Mark keeps him on and brulian happen I so want that please Mark…
November 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am
I LOVE Nathans voiceover when he was playing basketball! And I loved Jamies narrating at the end!
November 25th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Ah, the Julian narration is so why Brooke got attacked and Q was shot, makes me scared for Sam!!
November 25th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
When was the Julian Narration? I don’t remember it
November 25th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
oh never…I just re-read it and I remember now! Silly me!
November 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Yeah, I love the quotes.. But since I have been collecting quotes from the very first OTH season, I must say that seasons before have had many more and much better quotes (not just conversational quotes, but voiceovers also!)
Don’t know if someone agrees w/ me but it’s just my oppinion….
November 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
jamie’s narration at the end sounds scary hard to believe its from a children’s book lol or mybe its just me and i’m not interpreting it right haha
November 25th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
For the most part this season, I’ve been wrestling with the idea that this is the season OTH has jumped the shark. But this last episode has brought me back on board. I only have one problem. Peyton? Cancer? Really? If there was ever one character that deserved a happy ending it’s this one. Come on, guys. Hasn’t she been through enough?
November 30th, 2008 at 1:22 am
who finished the narration with jamie? i can’t tell if it’s q’s brother or julian.
November 30th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Q’s brother is 5, so I think the narration w/ Jamie was done by Julian.
November 30th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
I think Jamie and Q’s brother are gonna be like best friends. Because Jamie already went to his house a few times. And they just seem like they could be really good friends.
November 30th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
they could be.
January 6th, 2009 at 5:17 pm
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January 8th, 2009 at 10:14 pm
I agree with Ana they should be more voiceovers, they are the best!
And i think that the possible voice that goes along with Jamie is Samantha’s “kidnapper” X brother of her friend. Although could be Julian’s voice.
Jamie and Q’s brother will definitely will be great friends, they could play togheter in Junior League, but i don’t know if OTH will get that far.