Episode 9.07 Last Known Surroundings Quotes

Kidnapping Building:
Nathan – “You think I’m afraid? I’m NOT afraid of you, You threaten me all you want, talk in your stupid riddles all day, take my world you can take my life, but you won’t get my fear, I’m not afraid of you, and I’m not going to be.”
Demttri – “You think your woman’s afraid? He built his empire up to a whore.”
Nathan – “You touch my wife, and I’ll kill you, I’ll kill you.”

The Scott Home:
Jamie – “Dad’s not coming home is he?”
Haley – “Don’t say that.”
Jamie – “It’s true.”
Haley – “No, it’s NOT true.”

Officer Stevens – “Mrs. Scott, Do you remember me? I’m Officer Stevens, I know detectives are handling things, but I’ve been going over the evidence, following a few leads of my own quietly.”
Haley – “What does that mean?”
Officer Stevens - “It means that I’m not a detective, and this isn’t my case, and I shouldn’t even be here.”
Haley – “So Why are you here?”
Officer Stevens – “I became a cop Mrs. Scott to help you, ever since this case became official I’ve been carrying around that I sent you away that day, I’m Sorry I need to fix that.”
Haley – “How can I help you quietly?’
Officer Stevens – “Ok, Umm is there anything you haven’t told us or shown us?”
Haley – “Yeah, Yeah, just a second.”
Haley – “Nathan brought this back for our daughter, and I found it at the airport.”
Officer Stevens – “Ok, your pretty smart to bag it.”
Haley – “I didn’t bag it because, … I just wanted to keep it the way it was. I’d like to have it back when your done please?”

The Trailer/Studio:
Dan – “Where are you son?”

Brooke and Julian’s Home:
Brooke – “He’s up for parole, Xavier!”
Julian – ” What? How can that be? He murdered Quinton?”
Brooke – “They never convicted him of Quinton’s murder, they convicted him for kidnapping and aggravated assault, and now he’s up for parole.”
Julian – “That is a physcotic maniac, whether they convicted him or not he needs to be locked up.”
Brooke – “He wants to meet with me before his hearing.”
Julian – “No way.”
Brooke – “I think I should.”
Julian – “Why?”
Brooke – “I want to look into his eyes and see if he is the same person he used to be.”

Clay’s Doctors Office

Dr. – “Tell me about your normal routine?”
Clay – “Well I’m awesome in bed, and she begs me for sex a lot, Uh, Uh, I don’t know we hang out, we get drunk, we watch Haley and Nathan’s kids, not while were drunk, she also buys me a lot of clothes online and calls me Sergio, geez no wonder I’m in here right?


Haley – “You see him yet?”
Quinn – “No, you?”
Haley – “No”. PAUSE “YEAH”
Lucas – “Uh, Hey bud!” …PAUSE …“Give me a second”
Haley – “You don’t write, you don’t call.”
Lucas – “HI”

Haley – “HI”
Lucas- “Hey, Buddy come here let me get a look at you, Uh Ah, Well… You look exactly the same.”
Jamie – “I DO NOT”
Lucas – “I was thinking by now you would have a mustache…”
Jamie- “See Lydia?”
Lucas- “She has your eyes”
Haley – “I think she looks like Jamie” … “You, remember my sister Quinn right?”
Lucas – “Of course! It’s good to see”
Quinn – “You too, how’s Sawyer and Payton?”
Lucas – “They’re good, they should be, they team up on me and get their way!” … AHH, I missed you so much Bud!”
Jamie – “Me too”
Lucas – “Come on, let’s go get some food!”
Haley – “OK, you going to take her?”
Jamie – “YEAH”

Chase’s Place:
Random Girl – “HEY!”
Chase – “Uh, WAIT!”
Chris Keller – “Hey Chase”
Chase – “AHHH”
Random Girl – “Baby, I got to go”
Chris Keller – “NO, one more pony ride?”
Random Girl – “NO, you can’t afford it! You weren’t that good at it anyway…Bye Boy’s”
Chris Keller – “Bye, Pony” … “Did she just leave in her underwear?”
Chase – “She’s a stripper, I think they do that!”
Chris Keller – “AWSOME DAMN NIGHT!”
Chase – “NOT SO LOUD!”
Chris Keller – “Geez, what’s with you anyway?”
Chase – “I just called to active duty!”
Chris Keller – “WHAT, you got drafted can they do that?”
Chase – “I’m in the air force Chris!”
Chris Keller – “REALLY? WHY?”
Random Girl #2 – “Did pony just leave me?”
Chris Keller – “AWESOME DAMN NIGHT!”
Chase – “AHHH’

Kidnapping Building:


Dmitri – “Knock it off”
Drug Dealer – “What this!”
Dmitri – “Are you Chuck from Gossip Girl? NO means NO!”


Haley – “What if he’s dead and he’s not coming back?”
Lucas- “He’s coming back!”
Haley – “I…Luke, I need to say the words out loud and let them shock me because I have to face the reality of the situation…NATHAN IS MISSING!” … “There’s a good chance that he’s not coming back”
Lucas – “Chances are better that he is.” … “Look I know you have done the research, same as me, 95% of all missing persons are located!”
Haley – “And the ones that aren’t most of the abductees are dead within three hours!”
Lucas – “You don’t know that he has been abducted”
Lucas – “Haley! This is Nathan! He will come home! Now say that out loud!”
Haley – “He’s coming home!”

Jamie – “I can’t find my dad!”
Quinn – “What Buddy?”
Jamie – “The video he sent me, I put it on my iPod but I didn’t bring it!”
Quinn – “Ok! Well you know it’s at home right?”
Jamie – “But, I want to take it with me, it’s the video he sent me from Europe!”
Quinn – “WAIT, you have your lap top?”
Jamie – “Yeah, but its not on there, it’s on the computer in my room!”
Quinn – “Ok, well you can have someone send you the file? Or I mean when I get home I can!”
Jamie – “We can call Julian, They have a key and he’ll know how!”
Quinn – “PERFECT! AND Jamie, were going to get your dad back, Video and for real! Call Julian!”
Jamie – “Julian! It’s Jamie!”

Haley – “He needs his dad, we all do!”
Lucas – “What, are the police saying?”
Haley – “HUH! I don’t know they don’t seem as concerned as they should be or as active as they should be, it’s not good enough! It’s a nightmare!”
Lucas – “Maybe, I should just come back to Tree Hill!”
Haley – “NO!”
Lucas – “There’s gotta be something more that I should do!”
Haley – “NO, your doing it! I need you to take the kids out of the house, before I completely lose it and Jamie realizes how bad things really are! They’ll be happier with you guys!”
Lucas – “Ok, And as soon as Nathan comes home, you’ll be a family again and he will, I PROMISE!”
Haley – “I wish you could keep that promise more than any other promise you’ve ever made, but I think it’s really bad this time Luke, REALLY, REALLY BAD!”

Kidnapping Building:

Dmitri – “There he is my cash cow, you should be morning for it, COW, MOO! Our terms have been received and my people are willing to renegotiate the terms, so are you afraid now Nathan Scott? Because you should be!”

The Trailer/Studio:

Julian – “What’s this?”
Dan – “Lunch, you want some?”
Julian – “NO! Maybe, the burger’s smell pretty good!”
Dan – “You know the secret to a good burger is? AHH, Never mind!”
Julian – “Here, this is a video I thought you might like! There’s a lap top in trailer, I’ll see you later I got to prison with Brooke!”
Dan – “Their going to love you there!”
Julian – “Yeah, Thanks!”

Kidnapping Building:

Dmitri – “I saw you play once, you lost! You fall behind one quarter you no come back, sometimes there’s no come back!”
Nathan – “Can I have a drink? Water?”
Dmitri – “You forgot to say please!”
Nathan – “PLEASE”
Dmitri – “Nothing short of becoming a man is when you have modesty, stillness and humility, but when the blast of the war blows in our years, he imitates the action of a tiger. LAUGHTER! I like you Nathan Scott, to bad I have to kill you!


Nathan – “How’s that for a comeback HUH?”


Haley – “I love you too Sawyer, I miss you, Ok put your mommy on the phone. AH, she hung up on me. Typical.”


Lucas – “Of course she did, she can talk on the phone for hours, you know it’s the listening part she’s not faithful.”

FLIGHT 417 Now Boarding at Gate 5

Lucas- “That’s, us!”
Haley – “Yeah!”
Lucas – “We should probably go!
Quinn – “I’m going to give you guys some space ok and wait over there.”
Haley – “Thanks, Quinn!”
Quinn – “Mm, I’m going to miss you and Lydia so much, see you soon ok.” … “ Alright Luke, Thank you, take care.”
Haley – “Your big adventure, you’re going to stay with Uncle Lucas and Aunt Payton, They’re going to take such great care of you baby. As soon as your daddy gets back your going to come straight home ok because he misses you and so will I! I Love You Sweet Girl!”
HALEY TO JAMIE – “Alright, well you always wanted to stay with uncle Lucas.”
Jamie – “I’m fine mom!”
Haley – “Come here, he’s coming home!”
Jamie – “I know!”
Haley – “Do you also know that I love you with everything inside of my heart because, I DO!”
Jamie – “I know that too, I’m fine mom!
Haley – “AH, I’m NOT! Come Here, OK!”
Haley To Lucas – “Thank for everything!”
Lucas – “No, Thank You for letting me, Thank you for calling me and letting me help you for once! Just thank you for being you Hal’s, I can’t Thank You enough for that!”
Haley – “I’ll miss you Lucas!”
Lucas – “I Love You!”
Haley – “Yeah, that too! OK, I’m going to walk away because if I don’t, I won’t!” OK, MUAH, OH, BYE, BYE, BYE, Call me when you land ok! Be good and take care of your sister!”
Lucas – “We will!”
Jamie – “Hey, Mom it’s going to be ok!”


Kidnapping Building:

Dmitri – “Welcome Back my friend”

Nathan fires the gun and it’s all blanks with NOTHING IN IT!!!!!!

Officer Stevens – “Do I have to do everything myself”
Nathan – “How can you do this? You’re a cop?
Officer Stevens – “I’m a desk cop, At least to them I ‘am, their wrong, they don’t want to make me a detective it’s fine! This definitely pays better! By the way your wife says hello!”
Dmitri – “Good news we reach a new finical agreement, so they send more money and then you DIE!!!!”

Thank you Melanie!

9.05 The Killing Moon Quotes

Naley’s house
Haley on phone
Haley: Hi, Nathan. I’m, um, I’m really sorry to leave you like 20 messages, babe, but I’m…I’m starting to get worried, and, um, hopefully you took a later flight, and your in the air right now, but please just call me as soon as you get this, okay? Okay, I love you, bye.
Dan: Good morning, Haley.
Haley: Oh, good morning.
Dan: Everything okay?
Haley: Actually, would you mind watching the kids today?
Dan: I have to be away from the house for awhile today. I’m sorry.
Haley: Okay.
Dan: You’re sure everything’s okay?
Haley: Things are fine.

Brulian’s House
Brooke: Babe, Something’s up with Haley. I got to run to the cafe to cover for her. I think she’s just trying to avoid that Tree Hill Cafe bitch. Can you believe they had the nerve to put up a murderer banner? I mean, who does that? Julian, are you okay?
Julian: The police station called. They’re not gonna press charges against me.
Brooke: That’s great, but of course there’re not. Hey. We need to move past this, too. Davis is fine. So, can you drop the kids at the sitter for me on your way to work today? Do you need me to tell you that I think your an incredible dad and I love you? I do. Both. We’re gonna be fine. I trust you, okay? You just….you need to learn to trust yourself.

Red Bedroom Records

Chris takes CD out of player
Chris: (Laughs) Like printing my own money.
Enter Chase & Chuck
Chuck: Hi.
Chris: What up, Kid Keller? Ha
Chase: Chuck just ask him.
Chris: That’s okay. I got it. You’re using pomade instead of gel. You got to mix the two.
Chuck: Will you come meet my dad tonight?
Chris: Sure. You know what? Tell him to bring his Chris Keller CD collection ’cause for Kid Keller I’ll even sign autographs.
Chuck: This is gonna be the best night ever. My two favorite people in the same place. Awesome
Chase: Don’t you have three favorite people?
Chuck: Oh. Right. My mom’s gonna be there, too.
Tara walks in
Tara: There’s my baby. (sits on Chris’ lap & kisses him)
Chris: Hey-hey
Chuck stares opened mouthed
Chase ushers Chuck out
Chase: Ok. Here we go. Let’s go. Gotta go!
Chris: That’s weird. No wonder chicks don’t dig that guy.

Therapist office
Clay: So, let me get this straight. We’re just gonna talk and talk, until we uncover some horrible past?
Therapist: It doesn’t have to be horrible.
Clay: Can’t you just give me pills or shock therapy or something?
Therapist: You know, most people would prefer talking over getting shocked. But, I might be able to get my hands on a taser gun.

Therapist: Okay, What was the last thing you do remember?
Clay: I remember you telling me that this was gonna help.
Therapist: I’ll get the taser.

Karen’s Cafe
Millie: Can I get a vanilla latte?
Brooke: Sure! (looks at machine skeptically)
Millie: This is kinda weird…you getting me a latte.
Brooke pours coffee
Brooke: Coffee is the new latte.
Millie: Do you know how to use that machine?
Brooke: Millie, I am part owner of this cafe. If I wanted to…do the…thingy…and make the milk all fluffy-like, I would.
Millie: Coffee sounds perfect.
Brooke: Thanks.
Millie: Do you have any pistachio muffins?
Tara: We do. (Laughs) Right next door. Yummy
Brooke: You have to go. You are not welcome here.
Tara: Okay. I put up a banner. You put up a banner. I don’t know what got into me. And as you know, Brooke Davis, opening and maintaining a new business can be very stressful.
Brooke: What is that?
Tara puts down plant
Tara: It’s a face-to-face friend request. I hope you accept.
Brooke grins
Tara: Great! (and leaves)
Brooke: Seriously? I wish there was a face-to-face block feature.

Chase: I think we need to talk.
Chuck: I know. First Alex leaves town. Now Tara leaves you for Chris Keller.
Chase: Well, the thing is, Tara didn’t leave me.
Chuck: Chase, you need to face the fact that your girlfriend is with Chris Keller now. Can’t really blame her. Chris Keller is Chris Keller.
Chase: You’re right.
Chuck: Unless….are you dating Chris Keller’s girlfriend?
Chase: I’m not sure I’d call it dating.
Chuck: But, you must not have known it was Chris Keller’s girlfriend, right?
Chase: Well, not at first.
Chuck: Chuck Skolnick has never been more disappointed in you.

Naley’s house
Knock at door
Haley: Yeah, come on in.
Chris: Hey! Huh?
Haley: I really don’t have time for this right now. Ugh!
Chris: Whoa! Chris Keller is insulted by your lack of enthusiasm.
Haley: Listen to me. Nathan never came home last night. I’ve been on the phone all morning. The airport won’t give me any information. Nobody will help me…
Chris: Okay, I’ll help you. I know some people at the airport. I slept with a stewardess once.
Haley: Goodbye, Chris.
Chris: Okay, “flight attendant.” Haley! Come on. Let me help. Where are you going?
Haley: I’m going to the police.
Chris: Okay. Good. I slept with a cop once, too. Let’s go!

Julian at hospital with babies
Julian: You can just say it if you want.
Dr: I’m not following.
Julian: You think I’m a horrible dad.
Dr: I have seen horrible dads, and you are not one of them. But your a lucky dad. You should be counting your blessings.
Julian: Is he okay?
Dr: Julian, he’s fine. Nothing’s changed. Davis is still completely healthy. But I am a little concerned about you.
Julian: Are you sure he’s okay? Because I read online that symptoms can take a few days to surface.
Dr: If you want my professional opinion….you should get this filled immediately. (hands over script) That’s one day of rest and relaxation for you.

Naley’s house the pool.
Quinn & Lydia are in the pool & Jamie walks over.
Quinn: Jamie, come play “Marco Polo” with us. Lydia keeps cheating. She won’t keep her eyes closed.
Jamie: Maybe later.
Quinn: Fine. What’s on your mind,
little man?
Jamie: Clay. You know, Aunt Quinn, it’s not his fault when he wanders.
Quinn: I know.
Jamie: Here. You should keep my silver dollar on you till he gets better.
Quinn: Thanks. Is it for good luck?
Jamie: More your luck than his. It’s silver. Just trust me on this one.
Quinn: Jamie, Clay is not a werewolf.
Jamie: But there’s suppose to be a full moon tonight.
Quinn: Jamie!
Jamie: But you don’t have to be afraid. Not all werewolves are bad.

Karen’s Cafe
Brooke: Hey, is there anyway I could get you guys to do a story on getting rid of Tree Hill Cafe bitches?

Millie: I’ll see what I can do. I can’t believe she hung up that banner. Who does that?
Brooke: That’s what I said! She’s such a little….
Millie: Cockroach!

Tara’s Cafe

Chase: Hey.
Tara: Hey.
Chase: I need to talk to you.
Tara: Well, great I’ll come by later. I like talk after sex.
Chase: That’s…just it. There’s not gonna be any more of that. I’m setting a bad example for Chuck, and he really looks up to me…so.
Tara: I think it’s sexy when you’re trying to be noble.
Brooke: First of all, EWww. Second, you copy my cafe and now Chase? Obsessed with my sloppy seconds much? You can have your cockroach-infested plant back.
Tara: What? This is the thanks I get for giving you a gift? It was perfectly fine when I dropped it off. Oh my God. (Loudly) The roaches must have come from Karen’s Cafe.
Brooke: Okay!
Chase stops Brooke from going after Tara.
Chase: Okay, there must be a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe this is all just a misunderstanding.
Brooke to Chase: You are dead to me.
Brooke to Tara: And you….I know your type. I use to be a bit of a bitch just for the sake of being one. But now I am a bitch for the sake of my friends and family. You do not want to test that.
Millie: Look up “Bitch” and you’ll see Brooke.
Brooke: Just try me.
Chase: See you, Brooke
Brooke to Chase: Dead!

Therapist office
Therapist: If you don’t try, you’ll continue to be at war with yourself. The fugues will get worse, last longer, put you in danger.
Clay: Okay, I get that. Now try and understand this. There was a time in my life when I thought I was never getting out of that chasm. Just that depression that had become my life after I lost Sara. But I did. I climbed out of it. One day at a time. I worked. I built a company. I fell in love again.
Therapist: You must miss her.
Clay: There is nothing there doc. The only thing that is different between the place I was in and the fugues states is that I remember everything, about that time, and I’m not going back to that.
Therapist: Sometimes bad things happen to good people, and I’m sorry about that Clay, but you are not out of that darkness yet. You’re just running from it.

Police station

Haley: Excuse me. Um. Hi. I just need to talk to someone about my husband. He’s, um, Nathan Scott and he’s missing.
Cop: How ling has he been missing?
Haley: Well, he was suppose to come home last night at 9:00.
Cop: We can’t file a report until 24 hours have passed.
Chris: Whoa, whoa, that’s it?
Cop: 24 hours
Chris: Did you see “Training Day”? You know that Denzel was the bad guy in that movie.
Haley: Chris, don’t your gonna make it worse.
Cop: I don’t like your tone.
Chris: I don’t like lazy cops.
Haley: I’m sorry.
Cop: Look, Peacock, we have rules for a reason. Men leave wives everyday, especially professional athletes.
Chris: Oh, ok, so
Haley: You don’t even know me.
Chris: Hey, no, now we’re making generalizations. So, now your the jackass in high school who now gets to harass people and carry a gun.
Chris to Haley: Give us a moment.
Haley: Okay
Chris to cop: All right, look, buddy. I know this woman. She wouldn’t be here if there wasn’t a problem. Nathan Scott’s a good guy. A great father, responsible husband. Come on, man. Even if he wasn’t, would you leave her? Something’s wrong here, I promise. Now, she just needs someone to make her feel better, make her feel like everything is going to be okay.
Cop: Mrs. Scott? I’ll do what I can do, okay? But, I can do a lot more for you after 24 hours.

Naley’s pool
Jamie: Cannibal
Quinn: Did you say “cannibal”?
Jamie: Yeah.
Quinn: It’s “cannonball” not “cannibal”
Jamie: Fine. Cannonball!

Dan: So how’s that boyfriend of yours?
Quinn: You know, you didn’t need to try to drown Clay.
Dan: It worked last time. Where is he?
Quinn: He’s getting help.
Dan: Sounds like it worked again. So how are you doing?
Quinn: Well, I don’t need my head drowned in the pool, if that’s what you’re asking. I’ll be fine, when I know Clay’s fine.
Dan: So you still believe in him?
Quinn: Yeah.
Dan: Then you’ll both be okay.


Clerk: Miss. Look, I’m sure everything is just fine. You know, I bet he just missed his flight.
Haley: You know, if one more person tells me that, I’m gonna lose my mind. Can you imagine how you’d feel if your husband was missing and no one would help you find him?

Clerk tells Haley that Nathan was on the flight & then Haley finds the moose Nathan got for Lydia.

Karen’s Cafe
Julian: Someone put this on my car.
(Note says: Fry your burgers. Not your babies!)
Brooke: Julian.
Julian: Why did it take a stranger to tell me the truth that I deserve to be punished.

Although there is script for these scenes, I chose to describe them instead. Sometimes it’s not all about the words….sometimes it’s just the actors creating a very good scene!!!

Haley stares at the moose & remembers how Jamie said Dan had to leave when Nate got home. Searching Dan’s room she find money, Lydia’s picture & Jamie’s baseball.

Quinn & Clay talk about his condition & why she thinks he should stay. Clay and Logan keep talking & bonding about airplanes & that Clay is gonna stay.

Brooke realizes it was Tara who left the note on Julian’s car. She goes over to Tara’s cafe & tells them to give her a message for her. Then proceeds to destroy the place.

Julian picks a fight with a stranger at a bar just so he can get the beating he feels he deserves for forgetting Davis.

Haley & Dan argue about the fire. Haley realizes & Dan admits he set it. Claiming he set it to get close to his family, but Haley thinks Dan did something to Nathan so he wouldn’t have to leave. Dan claims he knows nothing about Nathan being missing. Haley pretends to believe him even though she doesn’t.

Thanks Stacey!!

9.03 Love The Way You Lie Quotes

(Quinn wakes up Clays not in bed)
Quinn: Clay?…Clay! (Walks to kitchen and finds Clay making breakfast)
Clay: Hey you decided to join the land of the living.
Quinn: Yeah you just…you weren’t in bed and I got scared. I thought it happened again.
Clay: Oh…I’m sorry I didn’t mean to scare you it’s just been a rough couple of weeks so I thought I’d surprise you with my famous “Clay’s Deluxe Breakfast in Bed”
Quinn: I didn’t know you had a famous breakfast.
Clay: Yeah it’s not really famous yet…extensive bragging on your end was part of the plan…Hey I even left out the crossword puzzle for you and a chewed up kind of awesome kind of gross pen.
Quinn: You’re kind of awesome and kind of gross (kiss)…way more awesome than gross.
Clay: Get back to bed
Quinn: I’d rather watch you in action.

Jamie: Table one needs an iced mocha and a hot tea, table five toasted bagel and the ACLU wants to know why you’re violating child labor laws.
Haley: Yeah very funny…since when did we start numbering tables?

(Haley see’s new diner across the street)
Haley: No!… (Reading sign)..First gour…our food is gourmet!…right?
Jamie: Ohh Yeah

(Brooke taps a golf ball to one of the twins)
Brooke: GOOOAL!!!
Victoria: Putt putt skills don’t translate out to a real golf course
Brooke: Ohh…whatever im totally bogeying down…Get it?
Victoria: Yeah I get it don’t expect your father to laugh though he takes golf very seriously and you want a birdie more then you want a bogey
Brooke: I know…I just remember when I was a kid daddy spent every weekend playing golf with all those important business people.
Victoria: Don’t remind me. I spent 20 mind numbing years as that mans golf widow

Haley: Chase!…sorry im having a really crappy morning…what can I get you?
Chase: I don’t know. I haven’t eaten in days. I haven’t really slept either.
Haley: Alex?
(Chase nods)
Haley: I’m really sorry I know you liked her a lot
Chase: Yeah well I’ll be sure to thank Chris Keller next time I see him
Haley: Trust me I know Chris Keller is not good for relationships…and chit chatting on the job is bad for business. You know um…You really should try and eat something. Try not to think about Alex and definitely put the thought of Chris Keller out of your mind.

(Chuck walks in dressed like a mini Chris Keller)
Chuck: Chuck Scolnik is starving!!!

Internship Interviewee 1: Excuse me hi I’m here to interview for the internship
Chris Keller: Wrong office
Interviewee 1: Oh ok sorry
(Looks up from magazine)
Chris Keller: Wait! Wait! Wait! Uh how much does this internship paying
Interviewee 1: Nothing it’s an internship so I work for free
Chris Keller: Wait wait wait sorry sorry uhh let me get this straight you show up looking like that, which is really sexy by the way, and you work for free?
(She nods)
Chris Keller: And what exactly do you do?
Interviewee 1: Whatever they tell me to do
Chris Keller: Really…. (Cue devious grin)

Chris Keller: So tell me why you want to work at red bedroom records
Interviewee 2: I’m a big fan of hip hop
Chris Keller: Fantastic! We do hip hop.

Interviewee 3: I’m really into techno deep house
Chris Keller: I love the deep house

Interviewee 4: Well I love country music
Chris Keller: Yeah we don’t do country music here
Interviewee 4: But… Alex Dupre
Chris Keller: Yeah that was…that was…Let me give you a parting gift… (Signs picture of himself)…there you go..You’re welcome

Interviewee 5: I’m sorry I was under the impression I was interviewing for an internship but the post said to bring a bikini
Chris Keller: Yeah occasionally we do our own video shoots…we might need you as an extra. Did you bring the bikini?
Interviewee 5: No but I have a bra on will that work?
Chris Keller: That will do just fine

Interviewee s 6 and 7: To be honest we don’t even like music…we hate it
Chris Keller: That’s fine when you guys can start
Interviewee s 6 and 7: I guess now if you want
Chris Keller: Perfect
Interviewee s 6 and 7: What do you want us to do?
Chris Keller: I don’t know bend…stretch…just sit here and look pretty…I’m gonna grab some breakfast
Interviewee s 6 and 7: Should I answer the phone
Chris Keller: Ohhh!! Answer the phone…good call!!!

(Quinn talks to Haley after listening to the pharmacy say Clay’s prescription was ready and Clay says he picked it up and has been taking it)
Quinn: Haley he basically lied to my face…he agreed the prescription was working but he never even picked it up!
Haley: That just sounds like a misunderstanding. There’s got to be a good explanation
Chris: Or maybe he’s cheating on you. What! Im just saying if I had a dime for every time I woke up on a mary-go-round or in a park I’d be rich. Do you know what I was doing every time right before I woke up in those places? Some random chick!
Chris (To Quinn): I don’t think we’ve met…Chris Keller
Quinn: Chris Keller…Quinn James
Chris: Well, well Haley’s sister well its always been a fantasy
Haley: Don’t shake his hand you don’t know where its been
Chris: Come on we know where this hand has been…but what we don’t know is what your boyfriends been up to
Haley: Quinn listen to me you know that Clay loves you
Chris (interrupting): You should GPS his phone…find out exactly where he’s been sneaking off to…that’s what Chris Keller would do. If you need a shoulder to cry on or whatever just some revenge sex…I’m your guy

Haley: Oh thank god you’re here our chef just quit well he got poached actually and I really need you to grab an apron!
Brooke: I can’t I have a golf date with my dad I just came to get a muffin and a coffee…I’m carbo-loading
Haley: We are swamped
Brooke: Ok I can help
Haley: That means a lot thank you
Brooke: Sure…I can make my own coffee (looks at industrial coffee machine)…who are we kidding? I still don’t know how to use that thing…would you mind…please!…you’re so good at it!

(Chuck leaves Chase to sit with Chris)
Chris: Well, well
Chase: I told you not to tell Alex her music was crap
Chris: Crappy
Chase: So you send her on tour instead? What’s your problem man? You know what it doesn’t even matter your just a (realizes Chuck is listening)…not very nice person!
Chuck: Contrary to popular opinion. He doesn’t speak for the both of us.
Chris: You got a good look kid. I bet the honeys love you
Chuck: Uhh…totally

(Julian quotes an entire scene from The Goonies in the empty movie lot and realizes Jamie’s class is watching)
Ms. Lauren: Hey Julian…The field trip was scheduled for today right?
Chuck: Hi Julia! Ha ha

Chris: Who do I need to screw to get a burger around here? (sees Haley)…Please let it be you.
Haley: You ordered a burger?
Chris: No originally I ordered a breakfast burrito
Haley: We don’t serve those after eleven
Chris: You did an hour ago when I ordered it but seeing as its lunch time you can get me a burger (touching Haley’s hand)
Haley (Grabs Chris’ hand): Come with me!
Chris: Lunchtime quickie nice!!!…Hey a few more minutes on your burgers folks….like seven minutes
Haley: Put this on…you can cook right?
Chris: Chris Keller can do it all baby
(Proceeds to set pan on fire and scream like a five year old girl)

Mouth: You know s it just me or are shirts being cut smaller these days
Millie: It’s called slim fit. People like their shirts tailored
Mouth: Well slim fit or not my dry cleaner keeps shrinking my shirts. They have one job to do and that’s clean my shirts not clean them and then shrink them. If I wanted to shrink them I’d have Millie wash them
Millie: I don’t think you should go there
Mouth: Im just saying of your many talents laundry is definitely not one of them…You’ve been shrinking my shirts haven’t you? You know it’s ok; you’ll feel better when you admit it go ahead
Millie: No Marvin! Nobody been shrunk your shirts! Nobody added steps to the stairwell at home, and I AM CERTAIN that nobody made the buttons on your cell phone smaller!…Marvin your FAT!…FAT! FAT! FAT!

Mouth: That was totally uncalled for! Especially coming from the Zero is Not a Size model!
Millie: Well it’s not a shape either! Unless you’re a doughnut
Mouth: Where is this coming from?
Millie: From your waistline mostly! And a little from your ass!

Chuck: My dad says they only make moves in Los Angeles and New York anyways
Julian: Well its guys like your dad who are killing my business
Julian: Ok…fine…fine truth is kids I spend most of my time calling people who hang up on me talking to assistants who won’t even put me through to their bosses, just trying to find someone anyone to fill up this stage so I don’t have to find a second job or sell one of my kids on the black market!
Ms. Lauren: Ok who wants to go see the box factory next door! They sell boxes!
Chuck: I wanted to see the dragon eat the princess

Chris: Complements the chef!…seriously this is delicious!
Haley: Thank you…If you’re out here then who’s … (Walks to kitchen)…Dan?
Dan: You look like you need a little help. Unless you’d rather I go
Haley: I need a tuna melt on rye

Julian: Hey you didn’t want to go to the box factory?
Jamie: Nah we were there last week. You know dad and Clay had a hard time with their agency at first
Julian: Yeah I’m starting to think this is just one big bad idea
Jamie: Come on your like the farmer guy in the middle of nowhere who decided to build a baseball field in his back yard everyone told him he was crazy but you know what he built it anyway all because he heard a voice that said “If you build it he will come”…and you know what? He came! In fact lots of people came.
Julian: That’s a pretty good story Jamie. Guess I just need to have a little faith huh?
Jamie: Well the thing is that’s actually a movie…you should probably know that if you wanna make it in show business
(Julian laughs)

(Brooke walks into house)
Victoria: Well that was quick
Brooke: Im seriously not in the mood Victoria
Victoria: Let me guess he got some bimbo to impress some horny investors
(Brooke points at herself)
Brooke: Thanks mom. Where are the boys?
Victoria: They’re sleeping. I took Jude’s temperature twice and he doesn’t have a fever but he has a runny nose
Brooke: You know I just wanted to spend the day with him and somehow even that was too much to ask.
Victoria: Is this where I give you my sad face?
Brooke: Oh please we both know you botoxed away all remnants of human emotion
Victoria: Don’t you take this out on me. I tried to show you who your father really is and if he’d been around more this would not be a surprise.
Brooke: Point taken. I don’t know I guess I just hoped…
Victoria: What? That he could change?
Brooke: You did.
Victoria: Honey that is who the man is…ok…despite all of his promises he has never changed and he will never change. I guess we should give him credit for being consistent. I have to go.
Brooke: You’re leaving?
Victoria: Back to New York
Brooke: But…but why?
Victoria: Well I can only take this town in small doses and as much as I’m going to miss the twins you have your father and your new business venture…and there’s nothing left for me to do.

(Julian’s dancing around the movie lot and the phone rings)
Julian: Don’t hang up! Don’t hang up! This is Julian Baker
David Taylor: Hi Julian David Taylor. Im calling because it’s my understanding that you may have some stage space available
Julian: Yes that’s true…I mean not might… I do its available
David Taylor: We just received a late pick up for our television series and are interested in shooting in Tree Hill
Julian: Well we can definitely accommodate a TV show here… I mean in fact it’s actually the perfect spot for a TV production
David Taylor: Well good I hope so…how soon can we see the space
Julian: Uh let me see if I can move some things around (looks at empty calendar) uh yeah I can try and clear my schedule for the end of the day if that works for you
David Taylor: Perfect…we’ll arrange for a stop over this afternoon
Julian: That sounds good…great…this afternoon…see you then (Jumps on top of desk) YES! YES!

Chase (singing/drinking): Chris Keller you sing so bad its funny! Chris Keller you write jingles for money!
Chris: Hey like I told you girlfriend…oh sorry ex-girlfriend…that song pays my rent…that’s a lot more than a bartender makes
Chase: Bar MANAGER!!!
Chris: Look man I know you’re pissed at me but you don’t even know me. Im not a bad guy maybe if you stopped blaming me for getting dumped you’d see that
Chase: How about I pretend to take your word for it and not get to know you
Chris: Well…your loss. Chris Keller knows some real nice girls that just might cure what ails ya’
(Chris takes Chase to strip bar)
MC: You know her from Seven Dreams from Tuesday…Please welcome to the stage…Alex Do Me!
Chris: Alex Do Me!…That awesome! ….Alex Do Me!

Jamie: Hi mom!
Haley: Hi honey!
Jamie: Grandpa Dan!!! What are you doing here?
Dan: Just helping your mom out…you wanna join?
Customer: Excuse me is that Dan Scott
Haley: Yeah
Customer: How could you allow that man to work for you to be around your children?
Haley: Excuse me?
Customer: He’s a murderer!
Haley: I really don’t think that’s any of your business
Another Customer: Oh yes it is! Especially if he’s cooking our food
Dan: Haley it ok…I’ll leave…I’ll see you back at the house
Haley: No…you should stay. If anyone here has a problem with this man cooking your food you’re welcome to go someplace else.
Customer: Well we will
Haley: Alright then your food is on the house today…Now get out!

Chris: I asked her to move in I was so romantic and then just out of the blue she just leaves me…for her music
Stripper: Aww baby…Im so sorry that’s terrible!
MC: Next up on the main stage the Pony Express!
Stripper: Well sweet cheeks that’s my cue this ones on the house
Chris: Thank you Pony!
Chase: You used my pain for a free lap dance
Chris: Come on man it’s a good story. You’re not using it.
Chase: Im glad you’re enjoying yourself Im outta here
Chris: No no no ok ok look look…I won’t use your sad sack story to pick up strippers ok…Look you haven’t asked my opinion and all BS aside; she would have left you sooner or later
Chase: You don’t know that…you don’t even know Alex
Chris: Actually I do and trust me it’s in her DNA, Alex is an artist, some of us need constant validation and appreciation
Chase: I gave her validation and appreciation all the time… 24/7
Chris: See! And she still left that’s my point! No one person or town can fill the void. That girl is NEVER gonna settle down…trust me
Chase: Like I said you don’t know her
Chris: I knew she’d take that tour

Dan: Haley I just wanna say thanks
Haley: Yeah well she was wrong you know you shouldn’t have had to deal with that
Dan: I did the crime
Haley: Doesn’t mean you have to get hammered for it all the time

Brooke: Hi…what are you doing here?
Ted: Good news should never be shared over the phone…Baker Man officially has funding…actually full financial backing
Brooke: But they haven’t seen a single design
Ted: Doesn’t matter they want to work with the designer
Brooke: That’s great
Ted: Well you don’t seem very happy about it
Brooke: No dad I’m thrilled that they want to invest in the line….thank you
Ted: But you’re upset with me
Brooke: Well…I never get to see you and I showed up today thinking that you and I were going to spend a day on the golf course…Just the two of us
Ted: That would have been nice
Brooke: But do you mean that?
Ted: Of course I do…I would love to spend time with you and my two handsome grandsons and we will I promise. I’ll be back in town more often now thanks to Baker Man. But honey you came to me with a business proposal
Brooke: I know that
Ted: And with opportunities like this you need to strike while the iron is hot…that’s what we did today, because of that we’ll have our day on the golf course…just the two of us. For now I have a flight to catch back to LA and you have a clothing line to design. You handled yourself like a total pro today. Im so proud of you.

Julian: Excuse me I’m looking for a nice scotch. I want something aged like twelve, fifteen years.
Liquor Store Clerk: Any particular brand?
Julian: Red label, blue label, black label…I don’t know…what happed to six pack versus keg?

Clay: Hey…what’s wrong?
Quinn: I saw you.
Clay: Saw what? What’s the matter?
Quinn: I saw you buying drugs Clay, you’ve been lying to me this entire time
Clay: Lying to you? Quinn what are you talking about, I didn’t buy any drugs.
Quinn: Don’t lie to my anymore! I was there!
Clay: Maybe you saw something but it wasn’t me.
Quinn: There are pictures. I took pictures with my camera
Clay: This is crazy…your acting crazy you realize that right?…What’s wrong with you
Quinn: What’s wrong with me? What’s wrong with you Clay? No wonder you didn’t need to pick up your prescription, because you’re not sick! You had other pills to pick up!
Clay: It’s not like it’s a problem.
Quinn: You fooled me! , you fooled me into feeling sorry for you and I stayed awake worried sick about you! How could you!
Clay: Quinn wait! Quinn!

Mouth: This guy says he’s faced this kind of discrimination his whole life and watching me endure it literally hurt his heart.
Millie: Yeah… I’m sure it has nothing to do with the carton of Twinkies he eats everyday…Fine I was unprofessional and rude and for that I apologize
Mouth: Now was that so hard? Thank you
Millie: Marvin I am not finished. What you need to understand is that it came from a place of love, I am genuinely concerned for your health, and I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings but I am not going to sit here and watch you eat yourself to death.

Chase: I went to the ATM to get money for a taxi and I found this…It’s her room key…she lived in a hotel…I should have known better.
Chris: Who lives in hotels? People whose stay is temporary. You never had a chance my friend… (To bartender) two more! …it had nothing to do with you though
Chase: Just so you know I still don’t like you
Chris: I’ll drink to that.

Clay (To Quinn): When I was recovering from the shooting I was taking those pills for the pain and the prescription ran out…I am so sorry…I was just so embarrassed about it…and im sorry

Haley: Thanks again Dan I really don’t think I could have made it through today without you
Dan: I’m sure you would have found a way…Besides I enjoyed it…If you want me to come in tomorrow it’s really no trouble
Haley: No I don’t think that’s such a good idea…Dan it’s not because of that lady or any of the other customers it’s just…This is Karen’s Café.

Julian: Hey baby
Brooke: Hey is everything ok
Julian: Yeah why?
Brooke: Well the daycare called and said you never dropped Davis off.

Thank you Kara!!


9.02 In The Room Where You Sleep Quotes

Brooke: Julian, Julian wake up
Julian: what’s wrong?
Brooke: nothing
Julian: I see
Brooke: not good, the babies
Julian: what about them?
Brooke: they are not crying and we are sleeping.
Julian: they are gone, someone stole them.
Brooke: no

Victoria: good morning
Brooke: mom?
Julian: I must be dreaming, quick slap me
Brooke slaps Julian
Julian: thank you, shes still here.
Brooke: when did you get in? How did you get in?
Victoria: I got the key under the lawn note
Brooke: does everybody know about the key under the lawn note
Julian: Apparently yes, are the boys ok?
Victoria: Of course, they’re ok. Ive done this before you know.
Brooke: barely
Victoria: there’s coffee and pastries and you don’t see your father doing things like this
Brooke: dad! I told him I’d meet him for breakfast
Victoria: but we have breakfast here
Brooke: but we have business to discuss
Victoria: what’s business?
Julian: oh my God, I love this coffee cake
Brooke: hes going to help me with baker man
Julian: quiet baby, this coffee cake tastes amazing
Victoria: but we were going to do the clothing line together
Brooke: yes mother we were until you said no, daddy said yes
Julian: this is so good Victoria

Nathan: This is not good Hayles. I come home to find my father holding Lydia.
Haley: I know, but he said his diner burned down and we were standing in a church. What was I suppose to do?
Nathan: Give him Money
Haley: I offered him money but he said he didnt want our money. He just needed a place to stay for a while. Honey, I would have love to have to talk to you before I made this decision. But I couldnt. What do you want me to say. Im sorry. Im really sorry.
Nathan: Dont, don’t be sorry. One of the things I love about you is how caring you are. It just caught me by surprise. I suppose Jaime’s thrilled.
Haley: Yea he is. Though I did tell Dan that if you said he has to go – that he has to go. So, What do you think?
Nathan to Dan: You have to go. Get dressed.

Chris Keller: You sure you want to re-record these guitar parts because once people find out Chris Keller played on your tracks.

Alex: giggles
Chris Keller: I’m just saying.
Alex: What happened to you anyway?
Chris Keller: My therapist said I wasn’t held enough as a child.
Alex: Clearly, but that’s not what I’m talking about. What happened to you as an artist?
Chris Keller: What are you talking about? I had a song out all over TV last year alright. (Singing) Toaster Pastries, they look a little yummy, Toaster pastries get into my tummy
Alex: The toaster pastry song – that was you? I though Quinn made that up.
Chris Keller: That song pays my rent.
Alex: but, you were kind of a big deal
Chris Keller: Oh, Chris Keller is still a big deal. I just, I just miss some opportunities back then. Took some things for granted. Sometimes I wish somebody would’ve talk to me.

Millie: Somebody’s gotta talk to him.
Jimmy: The ratings are better than ever. They like the cooking segment, his restaurant reviews.
Millie: Come on – you cannot make this about his health. I tried discussing with somebody already but he’s chickened out and he’s getting worse.
Jimmy: OK, I’ll do it!
Millie: No, I’ll do it but if it goes poorly I need you to back me up.
Jimmy: Of course besides you’ve both been there.
Millie: Yea

Chuck: Is that Chris Keller?
Chase: Yea, that’s him
Chuck: What a tool! Im going to get that guy right in the goods.
Alex: Hey
Chase: Hey, here we go. You distract them and Ill get her key. Cool. Hey, Chuck wanted to see the studio again do you mind?
Alex: Umm we are kind of busy right now
Chase: Great, He’s coming in
Chuck: Im going to give this guy the business. Cool.
Chase starts looking for the keys and gets caught by Alex.
Alex: Heyyyy
Chase: Hey
Alex: What are you doing with my purse?
Chase: Oh, I needed some money. You know, so that I can buy you a present.
Alex: With my own money?
Chase: Sorry
Alex: Okay, its fine. I guess I am seeing you and the present that I am buying myself later.
Chase: Definitely, just come over when you’re done.
Alex: Okay
Chase: Thanks for the money, honey.

Now chuck is singing with Chris Keller and getting along.
Chuck: Awesome Chris Keller
Chase: Chuck! Lets go!
Chuck: But its ok, Chris Keller said I could stay.
Chase: Chuck!
Chuck: Alright, fine. See you later Chris Keller
Chris Keller: See you buddy
Chase: You really gave him the business
Chuck: Chris Keller called me buddy

Ted: There’s my cookie.
Brooke: Daddy your cookie is over baked. I’ve been waiting forever.
Ted: Sorry Angel, I found my way to our old country club and I couldn’t resist.
Brooke: Golfing or drinking?
Ted: A little bit of both. Here’s the good news. While you were sitting here sunning yourself, your old man was schmoozing it off with an old friend who wants to invest in Brooke Davis.
Brooke: What old friend?
Ted: Just some guy I know. He said that he read somewhere that high end baby clothes are going to be the next big thing and I told him it will be if my talented daughter is designing them. Bet your mothers hooks never moved that fast.
Brooke: Dad, how would you feel if we included mom?
Ted: You know I think your mother had her chance and she betrayed your trust. This is our turn. Now honey, we are going to do it right.

Nathan: You woke up in the park
Jaime: Cool
Clay: Thanks a lot
Quinn: He needed to know
Nathan: Clay you need to see a doctor
Clay: I saw a doctor and everything is going to be fine.
Nathan: Well until then you can’t go to Europe.
Quinn: That’s what I said
Clay: It’s only happened a couple of times
Quinn: Four
Clay: and it only happens at night
Jaime: It’s like you’re a werewolf
Clay: I have a plan alright until the medication fixes it I go to Europe. During the day I scout and at night I’ll handcuff myself to the bed.
Jaime: It’s totally like you’re a werewolf
Nathan: Your plan sucks Wolfie
Quinn: That’s what I said
Clay: Nate you have been traveling a lot. You have a family; you also have a partner in this company that needs to pull his own weight.
Nathan: and you have a partner in this company who can help you when you are not at your best and clearly you are not.
Quinn: that’s what I said but I said that too
Nathan: You need to get well Clay that’s it.
Clay: So, you’re going to go to Europe. Try saying that to Haley.

Nathan: I gotta go to Europe
Haley: I thought Clay was going
Nathan: I know but apparently clay
Jaime: Clay is a werewolf!
Nathan: Clay is a werewolf.
Haley: What? Nathan you just got home
Nathan: I know, you have every right to say that but turns out Clay has some kind of sleeping disorder. He’s been waking up all over town. Quinn found him at the park the other day and the police picked him up last night.

Haley: Ohhhh that’s bad.

Nathan: Yea, his plan was to go to Europe and handcuff himself to the bed.

Haley: That was his plan?

Nathan: Exactly, I know I have been gone way too much but I am his business partner Haley and the company is called fortitude

Haley: Stupid Name
Nathan: There’s a showcase for international talent, all the best players will be there and one of us has to go. I go for a week or so, Clay gets better and then I get to be home for the rest of the year no matter what.
Haley: Arrr, alright you can go to Europe on one condition take me with you and handcuff me to the bed.
Nathan: I wish. I’m sorry. I love you and I’m not going to be gone forever.
Haley: What are we going to do about Dan?
Nathan: Dan has to go

Chuck: Toaster Pastries you look so good and yummy, toaster pastries get into my tummy

Jaime: I think it’s good what you are doing for Clay dad.
Nathan: Thanks buddy, just until he gets better.
Jaime: yea, I just wish you didn’t have to leave so soon though
Nathan: Yea me too
Jaime: Good thing grandpa Dan is here to help things out.
Nathan: I know you like having Grandpa Dan around but he’s probably going to have to leave too
Jaime: Because you won’t let him stay huh I know he said that stuff about insurance but I just figured you wouldn’t let him stay and I wish you would.
Dan: Haley, I just want to say once again thanks for taking me in. I assume it’s caused some conflict between you and Nathan. I know that you are smart enough to know that it was going to in advance so thank you.

Haley: Dan not a day goes by that I don’t miss Keith. Or hate you for what you did to him. To Nathan and to our entire family, I have no sympathy for you. But if there is such a thing as rehabilitation or forgiveness then I believe a person should have the opportunity to prove that they’ve changed. That’s why you’re here.

Julian: Hey baby, how was your meeting?
Brooke: Awesome, my dad thinks he might have an investor for the company.
Julian: Wow that was fast. How would he like to invest into a failing sound stage too?
Brooke: It isn’t failing, it’s just starting out.
Julian: Well, I am happy for you. It’s going to make your mom insane.
Brooke: Yea, probably so.
Julian: No not probably, definitely. She spent the entire morning raking your dad over the coals and trying to recruit me.
Brooke: Like what did she say?
Julian: She said it was irresponsible of me to trust him with you and that I should try to brake you two up.
Brooke: Is that right?

Brooke: Are you really so threatened that my well being means nothing to you?
Victoria: You sound upset
Brooke: I am upset!
Victoria: Well good that makes two of us.
Brooke: What do you have to be upset about?
Victoria: Well, I am not getting any younger, I am not having any sex and my conniving ex husband comes into town to steal my daughter and my daughters fashion line from me.
Brooke: First of all, ewww Second of all, Daddy didn’t steal anything. You said no mom.
Victoria: I said not yet and really, daddy when has he ever been a father to you.
Brooke: People change mother
Victoria: Not him. Why do you need his approval or his affection anyway?
Brooke: Because he’s my father
Victoria: and a poor excuse for one at that. And you completely disregard my feelings in some desperate attempt to get him to love you. More, get him to love you more.
Brooke: Okay, Do you understand how ridiculous this is? I have to make clothes to get my parents attention.
Victoria: Brooke


Brooke: That unless I spin the straw into gold or attract investors you two chime in on the holidays at best? Yet I still do it, why?
Because I have some insane notion that someday the clothes are going to bring us closer. And that maybe, just maybe mom my parent will actually want to spend time with me.
Victoria: You’re right, you’re Right! You should be able to do whatever you like with your father and I should be able to wish you the best and hope that it brings every great happiness but I can’t.
Brooke: Mom, Mom!

Haley: Hey Jaime, go get me the magazine in the room.
Jaime: Which one?
Haley: Just the magazine on top of the coffee table.
Jaime: Why?
Haley: Huh
Jaime: What do you need…
Haley: Jaime, Just get me the magazine
Jaime: Okay, fine
Nathan: (Scared Jaime) Don’t talk to strangers.
Jaime: Ahhh, giggling
Nathan: I got you didn’t I.
Jaime: Yea
Nathan: I miss you boy
Jaime: I miss you too
Nathan: Oh, Where are you going?
Jaime: I have to get this to mom, she has to have this for some reason.
Haley laughs

Nathan: Okay Jaime, I was thinking you might want to hang out with me today. Shoot some hoops, go up to see Clay or something.
Jaime: Okay, by the way thanks for letting grandpa Dan stay. Its pretty awesome. Mom, you didn’t set a plate for grandpa?
Dan: Amazing breakfast Haley
Jaime: Better than at your diner?
Dan: I don’t know about that.
Jaime: So grandpa, I thought that maybe one of these nights we could camp out on the backyard. I can set up my tent and everything.
Dan: Actually Jaime, I’m going to be leaving tonight
Jaime: Why?
Dan: Well, the insurance people have arranged a place for me to stay in town
Jaime: But you have a place to stay right here. They cant make you leave, can they?
Dan: I think they can.

Julian: Mmm, this coffee cake was really good.
Victoria: A fashion line with her father
Julian: I am sure she would love to have you involved.
Victoria: Ugh, I know he’s doing this on purpose. I can just see that stupid smug face of his smoking one of his disgusting cigars and laughing that despicable laugh.
Julian: You guys really loved each other
Victoria: You watch it. How come when you thought I was a threat to Brooke’s happiness – you gave me this big talk about being good to her. But when Ted’s in the picture, you just sit there with a ridiculous haircut, eating bacon and cracking lines.
Julian: What’s wrong with my haircut?
Victoria: How come he gets a free pass?
Julian: He doesnt get a free pass. I just want Brooke to be happy and right now she’s happy because her father is back in her life.
Victoria: He’s up to something, you will see.
Julian: Maybe He’s not. Maybe it’s all in your head.

Clay: You’re saying it’s all in my head?
Doctor Hudson: Not definitively but all your tests look fine. Have you ever seen a psychiatrist?
Clay: So, you don’t think there’s anything actually wrong with me?
Quinn: Clay, she’s just trying to help.
Clay: A long time ago, I saw a psychiatrist.
Doctor Hudson: Can I ask why?
Clay: My wife passed away and my doctor thought it would help if I talk to someone.
Doctor Hudson: And did it?
Clay: No, not really. Yea, that was a long time ago. I don’t think that’s what’s affecting me. I just need to sleep better. So, isn’t there some kind of treatment, prescription that you can recommend?
Quinn: Why don’t you just suggest a psychiatrist doctor Hudson?
Doctor Hudson: Historically, many sleep disorders are triggered by something psychological.

Quinn: Why wouldn’t you?
Clay: Cause its weird
Quinn: It’s not weird. It might help.
Clay: It might not.
Quinn: Clay, if seeing a psychiatrist is going to help you then go see a psychiatrist. Why are you being so stubborn?
Clay: How am I being stubborn?
Quinn: You didn’t even want to go to the doctor. You said you were fine then I wake up and you are nowhere to be found and this isn’t getting better. Do you understand what this feels like?
Clay: How would you like to be the one wondering around the country side?
Quinn: I wouldn’t want to be but if I was and seeing a psychiatrist could stop it. Then I would go in a second. I think its terrible what’s happening to you but this is happening to me too. I feel so panicked because you are out there and you’re not yourself and I am worried that someone is going to hurt you or that something bad might happen to you.
Clay: I know, but let me just try this new medication and let’s see what happens. I have an agency to run; I have to go to Europe now that Nate’s back. I know that this is our problem, it’s not just mine but I have a life to live.
Quinn: What about tonight? What if it happens again?
Clay: I don’t know, hand cuff me to the bed.
Quinn: Clay!
Clay: I’m serious, why not? Might be fun.

Millie: I couldn’t do it.
Jimmy: You didn’t talk to him?
Millie: I didn’t know how, its not an easy subject to just bring up.
Jimmy: What’s the problem. You just say: I think you are really plumping up there jumbo.
Millie: You better not say it like that.
Jimmy: Me?
Millie: Yes you!
Jimmy: Fine, I will talk to him.
Millie: Good, here he comes.
Mouth: Hey
Millie: Hey Honey
Mouth: What’s up Jimmy?
Jimmy: Have a good show.
Mouth: Thanks

Chuck: So, Who’s that guy who told Alex her son is no good.
Chase: Crappy, He said it was crappy. His name is Chris Keller
Chuck: Oh, I read about that guy, he dates a lot of girls. You should probably be worried.
Chase: Dude – Shut up! Besides things are great with me and Alex
Chuck: Too bad she doesn’t have a little sister so that we could double date. How old is her mom do you think?
Chase: How would you like to go on a little covert mission with me today?
Chuck: Cool, Like what?
Chase: I’m a steal Alex’s room key from her purse at red bedroom records and then move all her stuff over here.
Chuck: Why?
Chase: So she can move in.
Chuck: You’re asking Alex to move in? What about me?
Chase: You have a house Chuck.
Chuck: But still let me move in.
Chase: Chuck, I am asking Alex to move in with me because she’s my girlfriend and because I love her.
Chuck: You do?
Chase: Yea, I do.
Chuck: Gross or Cool, I don’t know.
Chase: So, what do you think? You want to help me?
Chuck: and mess with that creep Chris Keller, Definitely!
Chase: That’s my boy, Lets go.

Alex: okay as much as I hate to say it and trust me I really hate to say it – You were right.
Chris Keller: Of course I was right and that song is a hit with a little radio some luck and a lot of touring.
Alex: Im going to take the luck and the radio
Chris Keller: That’s not enough, you have to tour. You have to go from east coast to west coast, you play every night and then you turn around and do if again. Here’s the good news, there’s an opening slot on a great tour and I can get it for you.
Alex: umm hello I have a boyfriend here and I am mixing my album.
Chris Keller: I can mix the record and this tour is more important than your boyfriend.
Alex: don’t say that and besides if its so great then why don’t you take the tour.
Chris Keller: pss Chris Keller doesn’t open. Chris Keller headlines.
Alex: huh yea that Toaster Pastry tour. Sorry.
Chris Keller: that’s fair. When you asked what happened to my career and I told you I made some mistakes. Most of them had to do with not realizing the opportunities I had. I think smart enough how fragile they were. This tour is one of those opportunities for you – the old version of me might have passed – this version wouldn’t.

Alex: Don’t you need some actors or maybe a writer?
Julian: um I had both of those things and she wanted to be a musician. Hi!
Alex: hi!
Julian: so tell me you came to rent out my sound stage?
Alex: ugh I wish, I just need some advice
Julian: Great its free when you rent out my sound stage
Alex: laughs
Julian: alright what’s up?
Alex: I have a chance to go on a tour but the last time I left town I almost lost chase.
Julian: but you guys are in a better place now
Alex: we are but don’t you miss it? Being in a new city and telling stories and playing dress up and just being apart of it all.
Julian: yea I do but I have a family now Alex. And I want to be around to watch them grow but I get it, you know what we do is like running away joining a circus and for a lot of us its hard to give that up.
Alex: I love roaming around and living out of a suitcase.
Julian: so maybe chase will understand that. If not, one of you is going to have to change.


Chuck: you know if Alex were a guy we would have been done hours ago.
Chase: hey if Alex were a guy she would not be moving in with me
Chuck: just saying what is all this stuff
Chase: its girl stuff chuck
chuck: I know, but why? My mom has all this crap too and what do guys have clothes and soap. Geez
Chase: one of these days you will appreciate the effort girls make
Chuck: whatever, I don’t know if girls like me that much. I mean I try to be nice to them but they always make me seem like a dork.
Chase: well, that part never changes but don’t worry about it just be yourself and be nice and at some point probably right after a terrible brake up and your not looking for a girlfriend you will meet the right girl.
Chuck: I wonder if Chris Keller has a girlfriend.
Chase: Im not sure if Chris Keller has a girlfriend type
Chuck: what’s that suppose to mean?
Chase: I mean that ive seen his hair.
Chuck: my moms magazines says Chris Keller can have any girl he wants. He probably just roll solo like me.
Chase: you know you were suppose to put him in his place
Chuck: well yea that’s before Chuck Scormic found out how cool Chris Keller really was
chase: really, third person?
Chuck: Im just trying it out
Chase: well, don’t! Your new pal Chris called my girlfriends song crappy.
Chuck: huh he liked my song maybe her song is crappy.
Chase: Dude, I am about to vanish you.
Chuck: What Chuck Scormic tells it like it is.
Chase: Hey stop it with the third person

Haley: Are you going to talk to Dan
Nathan: I am about to. Its fine, just Dan Scott sleeping in my guest room, how much worse can it get?
Door Bell Rings
Nathan: Why do I say these things?
Chris Keller: Well, Well, Nathan Scott
Nathan: Chris Keller what are you doing here?
Chris Keller: I run Red Bedroom Records, didn’t Haley tell you.
Nathan: Apparently my wife no longer tells me things.
Haley: It was, ugh
Chris Keller: That’s great you lied to him
Haley: What do you want?
Chris Keller: Umm, I heard Nathan was leaving.
Haley: How did you hear Nathan was leaving?
Chris Keller: Your sister told Alex who told me. Haley, I just came by to tell you if you need anything while Nathan is gone. I mean anything you just let ole Chris Keller know – (Haley starts slamming door in his face) Haley I really have changed.

Quinn: Hey Handsome
Clay: Hey
Quinn: Whatcha thinking?
Clay: Just feeling sorry for myself. I was in such a dark place after Sara died and then were in the hospital, rehab. I just want things to be normal. I want to close my eyes to you, wake up to you and live our lives together.
Quinn: There’s nothing I want more than that. And maybe a psychiatrist can get us through.
Clay: Yea, I’m hoping this new medication does the trick. Because if it’s physical, I’m sick but if it’s in my head, I’m just crazy.
Quinn: You’re not crazy. Well, maybe you’re a little crazy but I still love you and I always will.

Chase: Hi
Alex: What’s my surprise?
Chase: What no hello first?
Alex: Muah, Hi, Where’s my surprise?
Chase: Ok, Come in with me – TA DAAAHHHH
Alex: You used my money to buy my own clothes
Chase: I wasn’t taking your money; I was taking your room key.
Alex: Why?
Chase: I want you to live here with me
Alex: What?
Chase: Chuck helped me moved all your stuff in today. Check it out, glasses are on the end table, blue sky picture is here and the things that you don’t need to look beautiful with are here too. Now I know it seems like a big step but I think it’s the right step because I Love You Alex Whitehead.
Alex: When you think about your life, like the life you want to have some day what do you see?
Chase: This!
Alex: and this makes you happy?
Chase: Yea, you?
Alex: Yea
Chase: It’s ok
Alex: What?
Chase: That you didn’t say I love you back. I gave you the key showed you all your stuff and I said I love you and you didn’t say it back and it’s ok.
Alex: You caught me off guard
Chase: I know
Alex: It was a lot to process
Chase: I know, that’s why I said its ok
Alex: You Love Me
Chase: Umm, who says?
Alex: You said it. You said I love you Alex Whitehead
Chase: If you keep teasing me I’m taking it back
Alex: Hey, first of all mean – Second of all you can’t take it back. No takey backsies.
Chase: Laughs – No takey backsies?
Alex: Laughs – Yes, I don’t know much chase Adams but I do know that once those words are said you can’t take them back.
Chase: That’s fine; I meant what I said anyway.
Alex: Do you really think I don’t love you?
Chase: Uhh, I think that we haven’t been together that long and I think….
Alex: Cause I do! I love you Chase Adams
Chase: You do, No takey backsies
Alex: Giggles then sighs
Chase: Say it again
Alex: I love you, you know that?

Brooke: I love you, you know that?
Julian: I’ll take it but why am I getting it?
Brooke: Because you deal with the madness of your family and you deal with the madness of my family and me and we just roll with it. And because you won’t make our kids start a fashion line just so you can spend time with them.
Julian: No way, both of these guys are going to play for the Dodgers and maybe my dad will finally love me.
Brooke: Can you say baseball?

Ted: I think I’ll have the fish on second thought I just lost my appetite bring me a double martini and a shot of Botox for my guest
Victoria: and whatever you have for erectile dysfunction, he needs that too
Ted: Laughs – Speaking of erectile dysfunction, Hi Vicky
Victoria: I’m going to tell you something and for the first time in your life I want you to listen to it and agree to it
Ted: Fine, I’ll rock your world one more time
Victoria: Whatever you do with this company for whatever reasons, I want you to remember that your daughter loves you desperately and desperately needs you to love her back
Ted: She told me she came to you first. We might be able to cut you in; I was thinking I might need an assistant
Victoria: Make your jokes Ted, wallow in the fact that you think that you’re taking something from me but do not do not break your daughters heart or so help me God you will not be rocking anyone’s world. You will have nothing.
Ted: My God you’re sexy when your all fired up. Laughs
Victoria: My God I was an idiot when I married you

Chris Keller Singing

Chris Keller: Hey, I thought you left
Alex: I want to take that tour

Nathan to Lydia: Hey, you gotta stop getting so big until I get back and absolutely no walking yet
Haley: Jaime is downstairs with Dan
Nathan: are you ok?
Haley: I don’t know what to do. I use to see Keith everyday and I loved him. But Dan saved our son’s life and he protected you from Renee and he’s your father.
Nathan: You saw Keith every day, I lived with Dan every day.
Haley: Be Safe

Nathan: Jaime I gotta go, be good while I’m gone alright
Jaime: I will, I love you dad
Nathan: I love you too son! Can I speak with you outside for a second?

Nathan: I’m sorry for what happened to your diner and I appreciate the way you’ve been with my wife and my family but when I come back you need to be gone. So figure it out make your plans and go, you understand?
Dan: I understand
Nathan: Alright
Jaime: Grandpa Dan, I was worried. I thought maybe you were leaving too
Dan: Don’t worry Jaime, I won’t be going anywhere.

Thank you Tayrin!! 

9.01: Know This, We’ve Noticed Quotes

Nathan: Someday after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity we will harnest for God the energies of Love. and the for the second time in the history of the world, man would have discovered Fire.

Dan: If you can leave the killing to me. I’m already on the list.
Chris: Chris Keller doesnt like this

They Show Chase being put in cop car

Quinn: clay listen to me
i told you i dont want your help
Quinn:cant yo u see that your in trouble we need to figure this out
Clay: I told you to go, I dont need you here quinn
Quinn: you dont mean that
Clay:your right is not that i dont need you here is that i dont want you here, get out

They Show brooke throwing stuff around in restaurant

They Show Julian getting beat up and hes says: Thats all youve got

Brooke: Babe Jude again
Julian: Davis
Brooke: He’s been sleeping so well
Julian: I think they tag off so they can get their rest unlike us
brooke: it will get better
julian: we said that months ago seriously i say we go with plan b and we find a really nice mansion and leave them on the porch
after that we sleep, we go to the movies, we go to restaurants and we never speak of this again

julian: I say we go with plan C, we will take them to an orphanage, they are cute someone will take them

Haley’s Phone Rings
Haley: Hi honey
Nathan: I woke u up, sorry thought you’d be up with lydia
haley: no shes not doing that 5am thing anymore but ur daddy would know if he were ever here
nathan: ah you know what this is all just a bad dream Haley James go back to bed
haley: dont you dare i miss you
nathan: not as much as i miss you, soon i will be home clay will go to europe and we could all be a family again
haley: its better when your here
nathan: yea it is, ok you go back to bed ill call you when the suns up
haley: (giggling) thats like ten minutes from now
nathan: in 10 minutes ill call you back
haley: (giggling) you better not, i love you nathan scott
nathan: i love you too angel sweet dreams
haley: goodnight

Nathan: “People say hell is endless, they say its our worst nightmare, the face of our darkness, but whatever it is, however it is, i say hell is empty and all the devils are here.”

Alex: oh my god what is that
Chase: Smoke Alarm
Alex: Stop drop and role
Alex: why did you do that?
Chase: What
Alex: Put the clock all the way over there
Chase: Because we have a big shipment coming into trick, my girlfriend is so hot that if i dont, i wont get up
Alex: Are you sure you have to go?
Chase: your the devil you know that
Alex: you love it
chase: what the hell the bar doesnt need booz right
alex: screams and laughs and says go to work my sexy fighter pilot bar manager
chase: tonight you and me this bed we will do some things
alex: i hope so, especially since im going to tease you all day long
chase: ohhh becareful dupree i might tease back
Chase: i like waking up to you
Alex: I like waking up to you

Quinn: your going to have to see someone
Clay: alot of people sleep long
Quinn: around there bedroom and then they get back in their bed. they dont get dressed grab their phone and go sleep in a park.
clay: if it happens again ill go
quinn: Again, Clay the first time i found you out by the pool where you could have sleep drowned, then out on the beach and now at the park a mile away
clay: I know but i feel like im going to be fine i promise, no doctors ok not yet

Brooke: Hi everyone
People at restaurant Hi Brooke
Brooke: I love that
Haley: Hey so your getting any sleep
Brooke: no its terrible
Haley: no you gotta let them cry it out
Brooke: i cant, they team up on me with their wonder twins powers of cuteness and its like i get a double dose of quilt
how do you do it
Haley: ipod and a glass of wine

Haley: Hello
Chris Keller: Well Well
Haley: No No
Chris: you sound like the last 4 girls i asked out
haley: what r you trying to pull off chris?
chris: you still sound like
haley: what
Chris: who hired me to run the label. ok Chris Keller was using a fake name but you look hot by the way
haley: you are not running the label
chris: ok you dont look hot even thought you do, look the point is you like the guy in the emails
haley: yea i like the guy in the emails, the guy in the emails was Harry Johnson, I liked Harry Johnson
chris: laughs
haley: harry johnson thats nice, nice to see you have grown up over the years chris
chris: come on thats funny, look just – just give me a chance besides the parent company already signed off one me they are coming to boss
haley: so im going to talk to them and this little arrangement is temporary dont get to comfortable
Haley: Liar (yelling)
chris: this is going to be great – did i mention you look hot

Haley: Stupid lieing third person talking jerk – Harry Johnson
Chase: Harry Johnson (Whispering)
Chase receives text from Alex half naked pic saying tonight

Brooke: Should we say patty cake patty cake for Baker Man – Baker Man a line of designer dudds for your little man or men. We could start over mom.

Chris: Its Crap
Alex: Your crappy
Chris: ok Chris Keller was hoping you would say you didnt have a boyfriend

Alex: I hate you
Chris: That song is crappy but that ass is not

Haley: You scared the hell out of me
Nathan: Im Sorry u ok
Haley: I just dont know why we bought such a big house, it gets really spooky when your not here
Nathan: Is it spooky for a reason or are you watching scary movies spooky
Haley: They’re both spooky ok besides is not fair when your suppose to have a big strong husband who should be here and i sleep better knowing that your side of the bed is closer to the door because if somebody breaks in then they are probably going to brake in and get you first and I can run, OKAY
Nathan: You say the Sweetest things to me Haley James
Haley: I just miss you, I want you to come home – I get spoiled when you are here\
Nathan: Well prepare to be spoiled because im going to be home tomorrow night or the next day depending on these flights
Haley: Really that just made my heart race
Nathan: mine too, now you take that feeling and you go back to bed ok? ill be home before you know it.
Haley: ok, i cant wait, I love you nathan
Nathan: I love you too, Sweet Dreams
Haley: Ok

Brooke: They like it when I drive, so I drive. Its funny I grew up in Tree Hill, I spent most of my life here. but it wasnt til my sons were born and I couldnt sleep that i really got to know this place. That use to be my view of tree hill at 2am, well my partial view. Now this is my view, we drive through the same streets I drove in high school and listen to the same music, at least when we can agree. sometimes we try the 80’s, sometimes classic rock, sunday lane works for all of us. 2am, 3am, 4 we drive and we think and we fuss a bit. Sometimes we eat, well I eat, I guess some people might let it wear on them, the lack of sleep. But I dont mind it really. I like tree hill like this, i like my car like this, warm, safe and loved. Its what I wished for, mostly.

Julian: They are buying boys in china. I got it.

Brooke: Sometimes my heart aches at how my life turned out. in a good way. It doesnt mean there havent been hardships. Their have been but Im here and here is good.

Clay: did you stay up all night
Quinn: Its fine
Clay: ok im going to go see a doctor
Quinn: Today
Clay: Today
quinn: thank god i spent so much money online last night, i bought you leather pants. you have to wear them shirtless and you have to let me take photos of you.
Clay: Umm only if I grow a mustache and you have to call me sergio
Quinn: No clay you have too
Clay: Who’s Clay?
Quinn: Sergioo

Chase to Chris: Yelling at chris: Stop telling my girlfriend her song is Crappy ok, I had an amazing sex life until you showed up. You peacock looking dork.

Victoria: Imagine that Robert Theadore Davis in a church and its still standing.

Haley: Well, Im assuming this is not a coincidence
Dan: Hi Haley
Dan: shes, shes beautiful
haley: what are you doing here Dan?
Dan: I called the house looking for Nathan
Haley: He’s out of town
Dan: Yeah I know I talk to Jaime – he said you were here
Haley: Okay
Dan: I had a fire at the diner, I lost everything.
Haley: I’m sorry to hear that
Dan: I had a little place in the back you know. Where I lived, that’s my home. I’m not proud of this Haley,
Haley: How much do you need Dan?
Dan: I don’t want your money. Ill get back on my feet, I was just hoping I just thought that you could put me up for just a couple of days until I can sort things out.
Haley: Ahh I cant get a hold of Nathan and even if i could I really don’t think that
Dan: I know what I’ve done Haley, I know how Nathan feels about me. See you have to know that I wouldn’t be here if i had no other place to go. Do you know what is like to have a beautiful granddaughter and have no expectations of who you are or accept the fact that you will never be apart of your sons family. You decide. I know what I have done, I know what I have created, I just need a little help, Please.

Haley: Ok the guest room is all made up
Dan: Thank you Haley
Haley: It’s just for a night or two your going to have to make other arrangements
Dan: ofcourse, have you spoken to nathan yet?
Haley: No, I havent but I will and if he says you have to go your going to have to go.
Dan: I understand
Jaime: Mom
Dan: Hi Jaime
Jaime: Grandpa Dan
Dan: Hey Buddy (laughing then hugs jaime) ohhh I missed you

quinn: did you take your pills?
clay: i took my pills
quinn: you feel ok
clay: i feel fine, im right here, i love you im not going anywhere so go on and close those pretty eyes. Its my turn to watch you sleep tonight.

chris: Well, Well its the haley james late night booty call
Haley: Haley James Scott and it really isnt. What are you doing here so late?
chris: Im getting caught up, trying to figure out how best to run this label. if you let me that is?

Chris: Haley, Chris Keller Missed you!

Alex: Do only the only thing better than waking up in the morning with you is spending the night with you.

Scene: Showing Clay walking in the park

Nathan: “People say hell is endless, they say its our worst nightmare, the face of our darkness, but whatever it is, however it is, i say hell is empty and all the devils are here.”

What was your favorite quote of the night??

Thanks so much Tayrin!!